Your side has the socially evolved creatures who don't use the Royal 'we'(hum) , who don't spit on the road (Swallow it) ,Take care of public properties, Don't ogle at a Girl in a miniskirt, hold the Fork in the RIGHT hand and a lot of other Amazing Stuff.
On my side are the Crude ,Ill Mannered , unsophisticated creatures called BIHARIS. You wont have any trouble recognizing my kind you can pretty much identify us with the way we Stand, Dress.Though some of us might be able to Deceive you with our outer appearance but as soon as we Open our mouth .. i mean just open it not even Speak ... the case is closed.
Honestly Speaking i don't like my kind much either .. frankly whats there to like but still its my side so i am standing by it. I will not tell u about the president from our kind or a young CEO as we have had one and your side has all the rest of them so its not that great either.
People attach all kinds of stereotypes with us .. Today i came across a new one that "Sare Biharis Dealing bahut Dete hai". So now that its in the open i will give one more.
Do you like INDIA?
Yes you do .. its mandatory.
Do you like Indians?
No not very much .
Now I SAY--- If INDIA is the WORLD .. Bihar is the INDIA of the WORLD and BIHARIS are the INDIANS.
Now i am an Indian and you are the rest of the world. We come to your place . We talk with a different accent .. we steal your jobs, we take your money.
Now
Do you like Indians ??
Now You don't you are the rest of the world you hate Indians.
So its pretty obvious why you dont like biharis we come here , We steal your jobs , We feed on the economic progress you have made , Use your infrastructure and Send back money home.
But its a Natural Inevitable process India does it on a Global Level .. Bihar Does it on a National Level. So IF INDIA was the World - Bihar is its INDIA.
Now by writing all this i understand why i am on my side Coz i am an Indian whos abroad and loves his country and its poeple howsoever they are and you are the Helpless American not ready do a shitty JOB but grumpy about why i am doing it.
I AM the INDIAN OF INDIA.
RAM RAM.
4 comments:
bahut senti ho gya hai yaar.....waise bhi our identity doesnt depends upon other's perception....bcoz in d last its only for we,us and our people only...
bihar is the land of gautam budhha and mahavir.our first president was from bihar.bihar is actually vihar associated with budhhas abode.lichhvi magadh dynasty was here and the oldest university nalanda was also here.patliputra alias patna is older than delhi freedom struggle started from champaran and revolt against emergency was lead by j.p.here.prakash jha imtiaz ali ravikishan sonakshhi dhoni all belong to bihar.so bihari is not an abuse it is a compliment.the land of bodhgaya rajgir vaishali ...
I am not really surprised with your words as I know you ace at 'Dealing' :P But as someone who writes and has a view point, I think you pretty much nailed it. Very nice attempt at describing the Biharis kind. You may not be aware but I had over a dozen bihari friends in college and all of them I loved to be friends with. They are warm :) Keep it up , you write well :)
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