Observe & Report

The BIHARI !

2011-12-26T06:40:00.000-08:00

Even though i have started keying down my thoughts i am unable to decide on whose side i am .. mine or yours.

Your side has the socially evolved creatures who don't use the Royal 'we'(hum) , who don't spit on the road (Swallow it) ,Take care of public properties, Don't ogle at a Girl in a miniskirt, hold the Fork in the RIGHT hand and a lot of other Amazing Stuff.

On my side are the Crude ,Ill Mannered , unsophisticated creatures called BIHARIS. You wont have any trouble recognizing my kind you can pretty much identify us with the way we Stand, Dress.Though some of us might be able to Deceive you with our outer appearance but as soon as we Open our mouth .. i mean just open it not even Speak ... the case is closed.

Honestly Speaking i don't like my kind much either .. frankly whats there to like but still its my side so i am standing by it. I will not tell u about the president from our kind or a young CEO as we have had one and your side has all the rest of them so its not that great either.

People attach all kinds of stereotypes with us .. Today i came across a new one that "Sare Biharis Dealing bahut Dete hai". So now that its in the open i will give one more.

Do you like INDIA?

Yes you do .. its mandatory.

Do you like Indians?

No not very much .

Now I SAY--- If INDIA is the WORLD .. Bihar is the INDIA of the WORLD and BIHARIS are the INDIANS.

Now i am an Indian and you are the rest of the world. We come to your place . We talk with a different accent .. we steal your jobs, we take your money.

Now

Do you like Indians ??

Now You don't you are the rest of the world you hate Indians.

So its pretty obvious why you dont like biharis we come here , We steal your jobs , We feed on the economic progress you have made , Use your infrastructure and Send back money home.

But its a Natural Inevitable process India does it on a Global Level .. Bihar Does it on a National Level. So IF INDIA was the World - Bihar is its INDIA.

Now by writing all this i understand why i am on my side Coz i am an Indian whos abroad and loves his country and its poeple howsoever they are and you are the Helpless American not ready do a shitty JOB but grumpy about why i am doing it.

I AM the INDIAN OF INDIA.

RAM RAM.

TCS ILP Experience Part - I .... Departure & Arrival

2010-09-25T22:44:00.000-07:00

I had been waiting for 23rd of September 2010 coz that night i was to leave home to begin my life on my own and also because i will have things to write about in my blog .Left home a little sad leaving my parents alone and took the train to kolkata. I stayed for 24th in kolkata which was turning itself into PUJA mood with the 'Pandals ' taking shape and shops with maa durga images outside . On 25th i was to fly to trivandrum via chennai and as i was not keeping much well i was just waiting that the journey ends and i get to rest.

The flight wasn't much interesting besides the take off acceleration rush which i love and the Chennai to Trivandrum flight didn't even have air hostesses . As we flew over trivandrum before landing all you could see was coconut trees , the shore line and the back water making its way into the city and it looked BEAUTIFUL. The meaning of 'God's own country' became pretty obvious to me from that height as it looked some one has artistically placed the trees and made way for the sea into the city .. I hadn't seen any thing like that before.The landing was the finale of the view as the Trivandrum air port is on the shore line so we flew over it into the sea took a turn over it and landed looking at the sea to the left .

A new beginning.

2010-07-09T01:01:00.000-07:00

I started this Blog coz people said that "All you have to do is start a BLOG , copy paste stuff and get clicks and Google pays you in US Dollars". I wasn't that stupid to entirely believe that but i have always been greedy :). But google is SMART even with clicks from all around the world by my online friends i received a mail soon after i reached 20$ that your account has been banned for trying to fool us and there ended my short blogging career.

Now with my engineering over I am waiting at home for the joining date and my mind is overflowing with thoughts. So I came back to my blog and read my old posts and realized how bad they were . Now I think Google banned my ad-sense account for the pathetic articles rather than the dubious clicks.

But now I intend to be a real serious Blogger like the ones that make it to the news ;)